My super friend Nami wrote this survey, and it's far more entertaining than any other one I've ever read! Yay!


THE STUPID HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION SURVEY

1. Everyone on earth vanishes except you. What's the first thing you do?

That depends on what takes all the vanished people's place. If it was vampires I'd seal a car and go into town to stock up on supplies and things so those damned vampires couldn't get me. Then I suppose I'd snag all the whipped cream and eat it straight out of the can until it came out of my nostrils!

2. Suppose you were a member of the opposite sex. Who would be your celebrity crush?

Hmmm... I'd probably choose some random minor musician like Ingrid Michaelson.

3. Your parents aren't going to be home for the next three days. How do you fill in the time?

I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably play video games for three days straight without leaving the house. ... assuming I had no other responsabilities!

4. Speaking of parents, what sort of parent do you think *you'll* be?

I'm going to be the most sarcastic mother the world has ever seen. My children will hate me until they are old enough to appreciate me!

5. If you were a musician, what type of music would you be writing?

Anything I wrote would be a mixture of Guster, the Decemberists, Psapp, and/ or Death Cab for Cutie. And maybe a few other select bands. Anyway, I'd want it to have musical depth but I wouldn't want it all to be depressing or upbeat. I'd like it to be a good mix of ups and downs.

6. Your music-writing efforts pay off, and suddenly you're rich and famous. How do you live your life?

I fill my life and my large house with whatever idea seems to appeal to me. I'd probably end up covering my backyard in the most hideous lawn ornaments money can buy!

7. While partying to enjoy your new money you die an abrupt and untimely death, and since you were moderately bad in this life, the gods won't let you be reincarnated as a human. You behaved well enough that they'll let you pick what you'll be in your next life, though. What do you choose to be?

I'd wanna be a fox! Or a large wolf. Or a bear. Or a tiger. Or a giraffe.... There are too many!

8. Screw the last two or three questions; you were never rich or famous. You are, however, blessed with superpowers and invited to join the X-Men. What fantastic mutant power are you going to utilize for the forces of good?

I'd like to be able to melt stuff just by touching it. Then I could fling molten crap all over my enemies.

9. As a side-effect of acquiring fantastic mutant powers, your chest suddenly sprouts an extra leg. How do you respond to this phenomenon?

I'd scream, and then I'd stop wearing a bra. Then I suppose I'd paint its toenails and put cute anklets and toe rings on it, just so it feels more special than my other two legs.

10. When you wake up the next day you find that the leg has disappeared, but now you're a highly attractive member of the opposite sex. Aside from racing off to seduce the celebrity crush mentioned in question 2, what do you do with yourself?

I would steal some of my brother's clothes and get a haircut. Then I think I would probably go out to see if I have any sex-appeal. After that, I guess I'd take up some kind of sport to get the testosterone pumping. And finally, I'd enjoy the fact that I have an infinitely faster metabolism and eat anything I want.

This was a fun survey! Yay!